Fake Spring Break

Jealous of your friends/younger siblings/anyone that's still able to enjoy the carefree (read: drunken) adventure that is spring break? Yea, so are we. Take NY Magazine's tips on how to fake a spring break this weekend, all in the comfort of NYC. 

Activities range from sipping ridiculous, oversized tropical drinks (ranked Douche-O-Meter: medium) to wasted karaoke (low) and wasted mechanical bull riding (HIGH). So harken back to the good ol' times with us this weekend, we'll be participating in activity #6: pretending we're at Club Med. 

See what we mean by clicking here: Rules for Faking Spring Break in NYC